Your very admirable and far too regular attempts to spark joy have been reported as particularly heinous by your friends and family.
That’s right glad dad, there’s a warrant out for your arrest.
There is some good news in all of this – we are the self-declared sheriffs in town and we’re inspired by your efforts to spark joy. No matter how daggy your jokes might be.
That’s why we’ve decided to help you out with some new jokes for your arsenal (guaranteed belly laugh inducers) and are providing you with this to show the haters:
AS PROMISED:
SIDE SPLITTER #1
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
BELLY LAUGH INDUCER #2
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
CHUCKLE MAKER #3
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
GIGGLE GETTER #4
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
JOLLY JEST #5
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
PRICELESS PUNCH-LINE #6
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on holidays!
HYSTERICAL GAG #7
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
WHITTY WISECRACK #8
What sound do echidnas make when they kiss?
Ouch!
WAGGISH ONE-LINER #9
What’s small, furry and bright purple?
A koala holding its breath!
COMICAL QUIP #10
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?
A woolly jumper!